A list made from the best 10 movie ever watched. By me of course. Never get boring watching it again, again and again…

10. You Got Served (2004)

Why: Awesome moves. Makes you wanna dance after watching it. No, really lol.

9. The Rock (1996)

Why: Great background music. Love the dialog between the General and his men. Especially the scene below.

General Hummel: Major Anderson, if you have any concern for the lives of your men, you will order them to safety their weapons and place them on the deck.

Agent Paxton: This is not happening…

Commander Anderson: Sir, we know why you’re out here. God knows, I agree with you. But like you, I swore to defend this country against all enemies, foreign, sir… and domestic. General, we’ve spilled the same blood in the same mud. And you know god damn well I can’t give that order.

Navy SEAL: We’re dead!

General Hummel: Your unit is covered from an elevated position, Commander. I’m not gonna ask you again. Don’t do anything stupid. No-one has to die here.

Commander Anderson: [raising his voice] You men following the General: you’re under oath as United States Marines, have you forgotten that? We all have shipmates we remember, some of them were shit on and pissed on by the Pentagon. But that doesn’t give you the right to mutiny!

General Hummel: You call it what you want! You’re down there, we’re up here! You walked into the wrong goddamn room, Commander!

you know what happens next don’t you? If you don’t, your loss.

8. Transformers the Movie (1986)

Why: I love watching Transformers since a kid. Great soundtrack. Stan Bush is a genius!

Brawn: [Decepticons ambush Autobots on Autobot shuttle] Megatron!

Prowl: Decepticons!

Megatron: Die, Autobots!

Megatron: [Decepticons kill Autobots on board shuttle except Ironhide] This was almost too easy, Starscream.

Starscream: Much easier, almighty Megatron, than attacking the real threat. The Autobots’ moonbase.

Megatron: You’re an idiot, Starscream. When we slip by their early warning systems in their own shuttle and destroy Autobot City, the Autobots will be vanquished forever.

Ironhide: No!

Megatron: Such heroic nonsense!
[Shoots Ironhide’s head off]

Haaa ganas tak ganas. One of the fewer cartoons yang tak selalu orang baik menang.

7. Enemy at the Gates (2001)

Why: It’s a movie about a russian sniper hero. Kinda reminds me of my good old CS(Counterstrike) days. There was a day I got kantoi’d by my parents for not attending tuition but went to Damansara instead for a 5 on 5 friendly clan match =\ I got home around 10 that night but it was cool when I got home. But the nightmare began tomorrow morning when I was having breakfast to go to school. Got a pretty good lecture from my dad. Haha padan muka aku.

6. Top Gun (1986)

Why: Tom Cruise a.k.a Maverick yang macho. Memang hensem + macho tak hingat. Plus, ada soundtrack Van Halen. Hui… macho… macho…

5. Van Wilder (2002)

Why: Cause you’ll be laughing your ass off watching this shit. Can’t wait for Van Wilder 2 to come out. It’s called, the Rise of Taj.

Taj: I would like very much to spend my remaining days here as your assistant.

Van Wilder: Okay, we’re just going do a little word association. Say the first thing that comes to your mind. Milk.

Taj: Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say “cow” because they are sacred, but I hear “milk,” I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.

Don’t make me explain that lol.

4. Back To The Future (1985)

Why: I like the time machine. DeLorean looks too cool even now.

[Marty wakes up in Lorraine’s bed]

Marty McFly: Mom… is that you?

Lorraine Baines: There, there now. Just relax.
[pats a damp cloth on Marty’s forehead]

Lorraine Baines: You’ve been asleep for almost nine hours now.

Marty McFly: I had a horrible nightmare. I dreamed that I went… back in time. It was terrible.

Lorraine Baines: Well… You’re safe and sound now, back in good old 1955.

Marty McFly: [opens his eyes wide] 1955?

3. Saving Private Ryan (1998)

Why: Fantastic cinematography. There’s this Private Jackson, very cool with his long range warfare. One of my favourite all time war movie. Superb!

2. Star Wars (1977)

Why: Starships, lightsabers, spacebattles… perfect for a science fiction masterpiece. Six episodes all together. Love’em all.

1. The Lord of the Rings (2001)

Why: Humans battles the orcs for their survival in Middle Earth. Best movie ever made in my opinion. Never get bored watching it. Ever. I wish Warcraft could be made a movie.

Theoden: Eomer. Take your Èored down the left flank. Gamling, follow the King’s banner down the center. Grimbold, take your company right, after you pass the wall. Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day… a red day… ere the sun rises!

Eowyn: [to Merry] What ever happens, stay with me. I’ll look after you.
[the King rides past his men, hitting their spears with his sword as he goes]

Theoden: Ride now!… Ride now!… Ride! Ride to ruin and the world’s ending!
[He stops and faces Sauron’s army]

Theoden: Death!

Rohirrim: [echoing] Death!

Theoden: Death!

Rohirrim: [echoing] Death!

Theoden: DEATH!

Eowyn, Merry: Death!

Theoden: Forth, Eorlingas!

Adrenaline runs down your spine lol. Love that part. That should be it. Sure hope year 2007 will bring some good movies soon. If I’m not mistaken, Ghost Rider should be out sometime in February. Later.

As I woke up, I saw a number of miss calls from my dad. So I called him. He said that we’re going back to kelantan tomorrow (saturday). Wo0t, must have been like 2 or 3 years since my last visit. I’ll write about it as soon as I get back. Oh and I’m staying at my eldest brother’s house for a couple of days until he gets back from Sarawak. It’s only less than a hundred metres away from Khulafa and Hakim sek 7. You can even smell the mamak’s cooking from here lol.

As you all might know, my new semester is coming up. New year is just 5 days away. Looking forward to it to start over. New semester, plenty to learn and yet so little time. Still can’t believe how I managed to pass my Design & Analysis of Algorithm exam. Must be my lucky charm >.< Never repeated a subject before, and hopefully never will. What's good though is that I did improve my cgpa. Just a little bit but that'll do. After all those hard times burning the midnight oil, I did my best and that's what I'm proud of. Good thing I got my friends to back me up. Thanks guys for your support. There's no need to mention names here. You guys know who you are Without y’all, I’d be sitting home playing dota 24/7 like a freaking nerd with spectacles on. My new year resolution? Get a good gpa in my final semester and live a great life. A new girlfriend would take the life out of me. Oh and winning the next futsal tournament would be great too. Ganguro team for the win! Kata juara Perak. Last chance for us and we’ll win it for sure this time.

Ronggeng Melaka semalam. Saje jenjalan bosan duk umah tak tau apa nak wat. Kasi can pian yang baru balik US jalan² sket. So that night at restoran Jayati kat seksyen 7 tu we planned this trip like civilised people.

Supposely bertolak pukul 9 pagi. Biase la, sure delay sket kan. Kol 10:30 baru gerak. Rugi je bangun awal. Dah ler malam tu dota ngan foe tak hingat sampai kol 4:30 pagi. Bukan boleh tido terus pun. Tensen je baring² tunggu bila nak terlelap.

On the way ada la banjir sikit. Kuar berita johor melaka semua banjir selamba je wat tak tau. Where there is a will, there is a way katanye. Tak pun, kalau kita nak sesuatu, mesti ada charrenya (pierre andre, cinta 2006). Naik Vitara ma, kete tinggi sikit (sikit). Takut apa lol.

Here we have church st. paul (gambar pian aje -_-). Kalau tak silap la. Bangunan bersejarah tu. Apa sejarah nya… jangan tanya aku pun tak tau. Tapi SPM sejarah gua A1 k.. don’t play².

Bergambar kejap. Kat tepi tu orang jual² souvenirs. Tiang putih tu sebenarnya patung orang. Jesus ke st paul ke tak tau la kan. Tak perlu tau semua tu.

A’ Famosa, kota pertahan kebal peninggalan super duper nenek moyang Christiano Ronaldo. Johor tak dapat rampas balik melaka sebab natang ni la. Kalau korang nak tau la kan.

This is the dutch grave. Banyak lagi gamba² kubur sebenarnya. Tapi takut la kot² ada yang lemah semangat nanti. Tiba² je nampak entiti ke apa kan, bahaye woo.

Ni pulak istana Melaka (replika je). All made of wood. Very nicely done.

Aduh lupa lak meeting ni diorang panggil apa. Boleh tahan seram tengok lama². Kalau beran malam² tido situ la. Tengok ada benda teman ke tak.

Depan istana ni ada taman untuk bersuka ria. Main kejar² pun bole. Sorok² pun boleh. Tapi kalau kena sorok dengan hantu portugis ke apa tak jamin k. Lawa pun lawa. Kecantikan terjaga.

Panglima Syahimi bersama dayang²nye b dan suhaida. Tepi kiri kanan tu are my royal guards. Sape tah gi cabut misai palsu diorang lol. At least cabut la semua. Ini tak, terbiar misai rosak camtu aduh lol.

Then we decide to eat. Time tu pulak ujan renyai². Masing² dah kebulur. Cari makan kat bandar Melaka. Last² jumpe la satu restoran kampung ni. Nama pun selera kampung makan pedas apa tah. Pelik bunyinya. Dah kenyang gerak balik gi kapal tu.

So let’s continue. Gambar kat atas ni amik kat dalam muzium sebelah kapal tu tadi. Macam² barang lama la ada kat situ. Tak larat nak list. Gamba ikan pun ada. Takde la best sangat pun.

And lastly we decided to go to Pantai Klebang. Sampai sana singgah beli goreng pisang. Makan tepi pantai angin sepoi² bahase. Fuh.. nikmat betul. Lepak sana jap pastu ciao balik. Nak masuk tol payah sket ler sebab jalan jam. Main road ditenggelami air katanye. Nasib baik kete otai. Sampai umah around 9pm. Mandi semua tak pikir apa baring, pejam mata, tido terus. Awesome road trip. As safar mut’ib, wa lakinnnani masruratt ( perjalanan letih, tapi menyeronokkan ).

p/s: result dah keluar. semua lulus alhamdullilah. thanks to all. muah²…

Adeh sengal² badan plak. Lama gila tak main futsal. Ni pun baru balik dari Cheras ni. Semalam plan gi umah foe dulu. So I left my car there and toncet came and pick us up. So off we went to lowyat plaza and had lunch there. Jep nak angkut barang pc woo ( paling syiok LCD 17″ black ). Tempting gila. For just 700 over you can get 19″ already. Lepas shopping kitorang pun gerak balik umah toncet jap. Kol 10 malam baru main futsal. Dapat ler jumpe senior² diploma lain. Selain yang aku dah mention, epul, ted, farouk, eva, stalker, ridhan, pak arab pastu ntah sape² lagi la. Main sejam pastu lepak mapley tengok Arsenal main.

So anyway nak tambah cite sket je lagi. The other day me and the guys from LYN attended a gathering at uptown damansara. Those who came were me, freak’, klez, pokju, ashryll, arj, slay, don, ace, yott and bart. Boleh ramai lagi sebenarnya, biase la ffk-ers. Macam syok gila je chicken chop dia. Layan gak la. Waktu pegi tu boleh lupa lak jalan nak balik. Tiba² jumpe tol… pfft. Masa pegi takde plak. Dah bape tahun dah tak lepak sana. Probably time aku kecik kot. Makan dengan family kat restoran Viccuda. Sekarang memang dah takde la. Pindah kot. Dulu ada.

p/s: teringin nak gi jamming. at least for one last time. main lagu Master of Puppets. aduhhh mesti syok gila sial.

I got bored playing Football Manager. So I decided to change the Real Madrid team into something new and refreshing. I changed the database, includes all the physical and mental attributes of a player.

Check it out. 4 red cards and my name even got into the score sheet lol. As you can see those are my friends’ name in the team. Should be fun. The league haven’t started yet though. Can’t wait to test against the mighty Barcelona and Valencia. Skuad Perkasa all the way…. wahahaha!!

Got this one from ayiesz. See what has become of this website lol.

Another make over.

And another one.

Funny huh. You can make one yourself too here.
Loading time may suck though but it’s fun. Can’t wait for the movie to come out.
Enjoy.

Previously on alt reality… lol tiru prison break. So it took us about 3 hours ( plus minus ) to reach nazri’s. Menarik gak naik Savvy… ahhaha. Payah nak ingat jalan mana nak masuk

Pagi esoknya memang dah plan nak ke Gunung Ledang. Masing² nak berendam katanye. Rm2 per car, RM1 per head -_- Nasib la ada sponsor. Dah parking, maka berjalanlah kami macam orang gila menuju puncak…. gemilang cahaya… nanana… nananana…

Gambar nak masuk URTV

Hebat skill interframe aku. Mata ngam² je nampak. Haaa diorang ni tak mandi. Takut air ahhahahah. Aaa yang kat tengah tu siti, girl from Muar, co-guide for our expedition team.

Peep showing how to make love to a tree.

Aksi ini dilarang sama sekali yakni haram dilakukan di mana saja anda berada. Hahah jangan marah aa peep. Gurau jek. Aku tau nak naik situ memang payah. Tapi aksimu itu agak kelakar hahah.

From left: me, ez, peep, yie, wanina, diyz and is. Not in the picture: siti. She took this. Balik umah, minum² sket… tido. Malam tu gerak ke Melaka layan ikan bakar. Masyuuuk gila. 11pm bertolak balik ke Shah Alam. Sampai around 2 lepak minum² jap pastu tido. Balik umah naik selsema sampai sekarang. Haihh…. kepala berat cam nak demam. 2 hari ni dok umah layan Heroes, O.C, One Piece, Anna San no Omame, What’s Up Fox berehat jek. Semalam sempat lepak Shah Alam tengok Man Utd - Benfica. Sebelum tu gi test skill snooker sepam dua ngan pali, kril ngan shahrin ( selamat pulang ke tanah air ). So to wrap it all up, all I can say is: great experience, awesome weekend, marvellous, insert positive words here etc. I’m sure we’ll return to Muar…. soon. Ahli keluarga sana dah sound suruh datang lagi… nak wat camne btol tak. So pada yang berkenaan, cepat² la kahwin. Jangan kahwin lari dah la. Tampor je kang. Tak dapat gua makan nasik minyak.fin.

Yessszzz…. 3 hari 3 malam tak sentuh pc. Satu peningkatan baru. Sejarah kelab ronggeng tercatat lagi bermula hari sabtu lepas ( 2 December 06 ). So on Saturday, together with my sister in law, Kak Intan and both my brothers, off we went to Perak. Masa bertolak, 9 pagi sharp. Jumpa konvoi lain ( alaa sedara gak ) dalam pukul 12 tengah hari camtu la. Sempat la jugak tengok² bandar Ipoh. Ingat lagi time diploma stok gi Ipoh Parade ngan Jusco. Gila bosan. Dah la bas cam sial. Kalau dapat yang jenis berair-cond tu kira bernasib baik la. Ada ke ada sekali tu ada la sorang nenek ni duduk depan aku. Ikut sedap dia je adjust seat sampai ke belakang. Dengan rambut beruban pastu berbau plak tu. Peh… menusuk kalbu wa cakap lu. Dah tau gap seat dekat, lagi mau tolak ke belakang. Aku panggil dia boleh wat dek je. Ikutkan hati nak tampor je kan. Tapi nasib baik la empunya hati ni masih prihatin pada golongan emas. Sabar je la. Anyway sambung cite tadi, gerak punya gerak, akhirnya sampai la kat umah pengantin pompuan. Tanpa segan silu, duduk lalu terus makan.

Dalam tengah syok² makan tu, teringat lak kenduri² kahwin lain. Contoh terbaik, kenduri akak yan kat Kedah, ngan kenduri akak nazri kat Johor. Ingat nak gak pi jenjalan kat utara, memandangkan dah clash ngan kenduri kat perak nun, tak dapat la gua follow. Last² call wanina, mintak wat rombakan strategi. Nasib la ez ada bitau wanina n the geng ( is and diyz ) nak gi Muar gak hari tu. Maka sempat la gua buat arrangement sket.

Balik kenduri kat Perak tu dalam pukul 2 petang. Ingatkan nak terus balik umah. Sekali singgah umah mertua abang lak kat Kuala Kubu Bharu. Time tu dah pukul 5. Terpikir nasib dak² yang tengah tunggu lama kat stesen Sentral. Pukul 6 baru balik. Desperate nye pasal, last² abang aku antar terus je kat Sentral. Lepas jumpe, gerak pulak ke stesen Bandar Tasik Selatan. Dari jauh dah nampak wanina cekak pinggang (sambil wat muka) wakakka. So masa ni pun dah kol 8 malam. Takde nak dalih² lagi terus bertolak ke Johor.

To be continued…

P/S: Selamat pengantin baru wahai sepupuku…

Lepak Jusco Bukit Raja tengok movie ‘Cinta’. Boleh tahan la. Pelakon semua superb. Tapi tak suka cawe(cara) Pierre Andre cakap. Geli sial bila tengok. Did I mention babes? Ada Rita… Fasha… awek Dhani (apa tah nama dia) and even the hot mama Nanu. Berlakon tak la power sangat tapi ok la. Janji cun.

Cinta (tak mengenal manusia atau patung)

For your information the movie lasted for 2 hours. Huhu.. worth every cent.